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This test was created on March 5th 2007, 380 people have viewed this test.

Question #1
Which did I not write in high school?
A poem on regeneration, written under a pseudonym.
An ode to ice cream, that could be considered perverse.
A poem on the joys of sleep.
A poem on mediocrity that was published in an anthology.
Question #2
Which was not a title of a paper I wrote in college (minus subtitles)?
The Anus Motif: Historically Engaged?
From Genital Wounds to Homosexuality...
Why Don’t We All Become Lesbians?...
Blinded by the Light...
Question #3
Who has never spoken in one of my classes?
A Protestant preacher.
A muslim imam.
A Catholic philosopher.
A clinical psychologist.
Question #4
Which film have I not shown in class and never plan to show?
Loose Change-a 9/11 conspiracy film
Hotel Rwanda-a film about genocide in Rwanda
Bowling for Columbine-a film on what happens when Americans meet guns
A Day Without A Mexican-a cheesy film on immigration.
Question #5
What have I never done in my classes?
Stood on a desk.
Pulled elaborate videotaped pranks on my class.
Sang for my class.
Fallen asleep in my class.
Question #6
Who/What has never visited my class?
Superman
A dancing telegram.
A member of the administration.
A history professor.
Question #7
What was the only class in which I made a C in college?
Biophysics
Advanced Calculus
Introductory Chemistry
Statistics
Question #8
Which class did I drop because it was too hard for me?
Bowling
Fishing
Cheerleading
Social Dance
Question #9
Which was never a reason Nathan Blevins made me miss a class at Belhaven?
We planned a fishing trip.
He had started Princess Bride, so I had to finish it.
I was too busy watching him play Final Fantasy 7.
We skipped class to eat Chinese food.
Question #10
I never had a teacher...
with a forehead birthmark that became a red stop when she got mad.
that laughed by exclaiming one loud \
who forgot to zip his pants.
talked into the wrong end of a microphone.
Question #11
My daughter
doesn't climb upstairs into my office every day.
doesn't race up to the door when I get home.
doesn't put her feet on my face in the middle of the night.
doesn't cry when I leave the house.
Question #12
Kyrie has never...
purposely tickled my feet.
swam in a pile of leaves.
eaten a wasp.
peed in the potty.
Question #13
Kyrie celebrated...
her birthday by eating ice cream.
mama's birthday by pouring a glass of water on her to wake her up.
papa's birthday by giving him a present to unwrap.
this morning by eating a rose on the table.
Question #14
Rachel has asked "Are you finished making that quiz?"
0-3 times
3-6 times
7-10 times
10-13 times
Question #15
In the last two weeks, we haven't watched...
Seinfeld, Season 7.
Lost, Season 2.
Babel
The Illusionist.