j0m1n1n Aptitude Test Created by Jonathan M

This test was created on March 2nd 2007, 269 people have viewed this test.

Question #1

In which of the following businesses have I NEVER held a job?

Electrician

Tuxedo shop

Fast food restaurant

Library

Question #2

Which of the following pickup lines have I NEVER used?

"Wanna read my manifesto?"

"Bob, what an exotic name you have!"

"Wow, you're three-dimensional!"

"You would make a festive hat!"

Question #3

Which of my coworkers prefers chocolate milk to polio?

Sonia

Danielle

Raja

All of the above

Question #4

What is my current boyfriend's name?

Mr. T

Nathan

Michael

Cornelius

Question #5

What is the only decent place left on Earth to raise children?

Antarctica

Austin, TX

The M.U.

Under the sea

Question #6

Who is the greatest American who ever lived?

Thomas Alva Edison

Homer Simpson

Christina Ricci

Martin Luther King, Jr.

Question #7

Which substances am I trying to eliminate from my diet?

Antifreeze, cinnamon and black tar heroin

All elements ending in -ium

Pepper Jack cheese, Dr. Pepper and bacon

Trans fats, high fructose corn syrup and caffeine

Question #8

What is my biggest pet peeve?

Lunar eclipses

People who can't tell the difference between monkeys and apes

People who misspell my name

People who rain on my parade

Question #9

Which of the following have I had pierced?

Ear

Nose

Navel

Nipples

Question #10

When I am feeling down, I can always count on a glass of what to cheer me up?

Guinness

Soy milk

Fresca

Cheese

Question #11

Which band or artists have I seen live the largest number of times?

Xiu Xiu

The Psychedelic Furs

The Village People

Philip Glass

Question #12

How do I prepare for an exam?

Buckle down and study hard

Meditate and give myself pep talks

Procrastinate

Eat peyote

Question #13

Which is the most severe crime I have ever been convicted of?

I have no criminal record, not even a ticket.

Shoplifting

Mail fraud

Regicide

Question #14

If Michael and I lived together, which of the following domestic tasks would become my exlusive responsibility?

Washing dishes

Killing spiders

Managing bills

Origami

Question #15

As a teenager, I won numerous trophies in which sport?

Curling

Figure skating

Bowling

Track

Question #16

My best friend writes which kinds of literature?

Children's stories

Biographies about serial killers

Lesbian erotica

Both A and C

Question #17

My grandfather loved which food more than any other?

Haggis

Marshmallow Peeps

Pickles

Human brains

Question #18

Which of the following is the most important factor in deciding where I will live after finishing my Master's degree?

Population size

Entertainment and culture

Proximity to the ocean

Likelihood of an asteroid impact in the region

Question #19

Which is the greatest innovation in human history?

Vaccines to deadly infectious diseases

Darwin's theory of natural selection

iPod

Rhinoplasty

Question #20

Which of the following forms of music is NOT in my collection?

Gangsta rap

Dance punk

Torch song

Qawwali