Mikey's Test of Irishness Created by Mikey M

This test was created on February 22nd 2007, 73 people have viewed this test.

Question #1

Mikey's last name is

German

Irish

French

Gaelic

Question #2

Mikey has no

home

ass

family

sense of smell

Question #3

Mikey has how many siblings?

5

6

7

31

Question #4

Mikey was originally going to be named

Not again!

Tim

Bill

Andrew

Question #5

The diet that Mikey created was

The E.L. Fudge Diet

Stuff Your Pie-hole Diet

Eat what you See Diet

The McDonald's Diet

Question #6

What horrible thing did NOT happen to Mikey?

Stabbed with a skipole

Evicted

Shot in the leg by his brother

Ran into a parked car, hurting his knee

Question #7

What job did Mikey NOT have?

Drug peddlar

Paper boy

Youth educator

Development office worker

Question #8

Mikey's enemy is

sickness

Ridgaway

Chester A. Arthur

gas

Question #9

If Mikey had a T-shirt, it would say

"No, but wait"

"I'm sorry for any harm my family has caused you"

"Wowie wow wow"

"Big Willy Style"

Question #10

What book does Mikey associate with pooping?

"Catcher in the Rye"

"Everybody Poops"

"Glorious Cause"

"The Cat in the Hat"

Question #11

What is Mikey's favorite food?

Spaghetti-Os

Grilled Cheese

Cheeseburger

Fetticini Alfredo

Question #12

Mikey's band name is

Quietly Sobbing

Love Pastry

Mikey and the Lawrenceville 5

Puppet Monarchy

Question #13

What is Mikey's middle name?

Andrew

Timothy

Peter

Ruddiger

Question #14

Mikey's orginal major was

Drama

History

Physics

None of the above

Question #15

Mikey's favorite book is

"Native Son"

"The Pearl"

"Catcher in the Rye"

"Glorious Cause"

Question #16

What book does Mikey hate with a fiery passion?

"Catcher in the Rye"

"The Cay"

"The Pearl"

"The Sound and the Fury"

Question #17

Mikey is always forced to tell what story?

"Merry F&*%ing Christmas, Bitch"

"Auch, My Groin"

"May 17, 2005"

"Kevin and the Spider Monkey"

Question #18

Mikey's originally from

PA

MD

NJ

AD

Question #19

Mikey's alter-ego is named

Butch

Tyrone

Al K. Hall

Iceman

Question #20

Mikey hates

Lint

Charity

Buying stuff

People who write long ass memes or tests or bitch about their lives