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Lava's a Many Splendoured Thing Created by J t
This test was created on February 19th 2007, 343 people have viewed this test.

Question #1
Firstly, an easy one. My name is...
Jared
Jered
Jarad
Jarrod
Question #2
Which store was instrumental in making me the person I am today?
Heroes and Hitters
The Time Machine
Amato's Toy and Hobby
Sam's Comic Book Shop
Question #3
Which band played at the first concert I ever attended?
Goldfinger
Green Day
Garbage
George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic
Question #4
What was the first book that I ever read because I enjoyed it?
Ender's Game
The Hobbit
Catcher in the Rye
Neverwhere
Question #5
My first car was a...
...sissy Elantra.
...bitchin' Ford Taurus.
...curb-jumpin' Saturn.
...drift racin' Nissan.
Question #6
When I play LD, what am I playing?
Liar's Dice
Land Destruction
Lawful Neutral Druid
Lich Donate
Question #7
What is Hatch's real name?
Simon van Graves
Avery Wiland
Jean LaRoche
It's Hatch, you wanker.
Question #8
During high school, working with the following really sparked my love of maths.
The Quadratic Formula
The Pythagorean Theorem
The Golden Ratio
The integral of e to the x equals the function of u to the n
Question #9
Which is my favorite president?
Washington... Wash... ing... ton.
Lyndon B. Johnson
Both, you trick-question-asking-muthafucka
Neither - since when did you ever care about presidents?
Question #10
I have a collection of over 1,200 of these.
Atogs
Dice
Coins
CDs
Question #11
Crackers...
...are my favorite to eat with brie.
...can be crushed and used as a tasty casserole topping.
...keep a brotha' down!
...don't matter!
Question #12
What internet game sucks up way too much of my time?
Chess
Texas Hold 'em
World of Warcraft
Kingdom of Loathing
Question #13
Even though I love the game, the losers generally refuse to play what game with me?
The Great Dalmuti
Magic: the Gathering
Lunch Money
The ol' B & W
Question #14
Austin got lost in Boston because...
...he was given terrible directions.
...he didn't speak english.
...it rhymed.
...someone kicked his map.
Question #15
If x² = (1 + x), x = ?
pi (greek)
phi (greek)
e (italicized)
i (italicized)
Question #16
What is true?
All of the below.
None of the below.
One of the above.
None of the above.
Question #17
What kind of flower am I fond of?
Roses
Daisies
All-Purpose
(snicker snicker) Flowers? (snicker)
Question #18
Oh no's! You were talking with a diplomat before he totally hulked out on you and split your head with an axe! Who were you dealing with?
Former US President Lyndon B. Johnson
The Scorpion (who stings thrice)
The Frikkin' Bear
The Lion, with his mighty Roar
Question #19
Who can construct sets with THEIR VERY MIND?!
Eastman - he came from the East.
The Amazing Rando!
Exeter. Doug Exeter.
Johan Crickton.
Question #20
Twenty questions is a lot to commit to before deciding on them.
Pick this one.
No seriously, I wasn't lying.
If you don't trust me, you don't deserve this one.
DO NOT SELECT THIS WHATEVER YOU DO!!1!!one