Simple America Test Created by Jerry B

This test was created on April 23rd 2007, 291 people have viewed this test.

Question #1

I live in the great state of

New York

Louisiana

Texas

California

Question #2

My eyes are

Blue

Black

Green

Brown

Question #3

My missus originate from

Singapore

Hong Kong

California

Taiwan

Question #4

You better not take my

Popcorn

Dice

Shoes

Lormaikai

Question #5

I have a Bachelors Degree in

Accountancy

Journalism

History

Hotel and Restaurant Management

Question #6

I have a Masters Degree in

Accountancy

Journalism

History

Hotel and Restaurant Management

Question #7

What major did my brother talk me out of pursuing?

Accountancy

Journalism

History

Hotel and Restaurant Management

Question #8

What do I want a PhD in?

Accountancy

Journalism

History

Hotel and Restaurant Management

Question #9

I attended University at

University of Texas

Whatsamatta U.

University of Houston

Texas A&M University

Question #10

What is the name of my first Korean girl friend?

Miss Jin

Miss Kim

Miss Lee

Miss Park

Question #11

I discovered Asia in

1979

1981

1982

1984

Question #12

12 to Midnight is

a novel I'm writing.

a porno company I founded.

the time my son was born.

a game company I founded.

Question #13

My ideal job is

Corporate Controller.

President of the United States.

eBay store owner.

novelist.

Question #14

I have been married

15 years.

20 years.

25 years.

50 years.

Question #15

My ideal vacation is a trip to

Disney World.

Hawaii.

Southeast Asia.

Paris.

Question #16

I gave L B ___ Concubines for his birthday.

Question #17

When the Hug Hug Club meets in the Maldives my task is to

barbecue.

test bikinis for legality.

make leng luis giggle.

scare the sharks.

Question #18

Some people in the blogworld have called me

irritating as hell.

the king of memes

the handsomest man on the web.

to close my blog.

Question #19

I have been introduced at my job as the

bean counter.

Gestapo.