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Do you think you know me? Created by Muhammad J
This test was created on April 22nd 2007, 355 people have viewed this test.

Question #1
345 + .345 - pi + ln -75 - sin^2 a + cos^2 a X 0 = ?
0
Math Error
345.6508955...
Undefined
Question #2
If a spaceship is moving with a velocity 0.9c m/s relative to a person on earth and the person sees the spaceship for 5.3 seconds, what is the alphabet after y?
2.3 seconds
z
Bleghe?
The question is wrong.
Question #3
Complete the following sequence - Twinkle twinkle little...?
Star
Super Nova
Planet
Me
Question #4
If Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb and Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall while Old McDonald has a farm, what is the colour of my current pair of shoes?
Mixture of all the rainbow colours
Biege
the one with wavelength 700nm
Purplish, yellowish, pinkish, bluish orange
Question #5
Which of the following is the way of fighting that amuses me the most?
Takes out lightsaber, light it up, slice opponent into infinitesimal pieces
Takes out brain stem and choke the opponent to death
Sit and cry
I am a peaceful person
Question #6
Which of the following the my most likely response after being rejected by a girl?
Ne me Quitte Pas!
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Damn you, woman!
Ooh, that other girl looks kinda cute!
Question #7
What kind of people irks me the most?
Liars
Assholes
Naive
Negative of the negative of the sentence 'a concoction of the above'
Question #8
If 1 = 5, 2 = 25, 3 = 125 and 4 = 625, 5 = ?
5^5 = 3125. I am a genius!
Well, logically, it is already stated initially that 1= 5. So 5 = 1!
Direct violation of Mathematical Laws. Misuse of the equal symbol.
Why the hell are all these question full of crap?
Question #9
Do you believe that 0.999... = 1?
Yes, absolutiveally!
Of course not! 0.999 doesn't look like 1!
Maybe... I dunno...
Wargh! Hahaha! Oink! Oink! Moooo~~!
Question #10
Which is *cough* more important - knowledge or common sense? *cough*
The former
The latter
A harmony of both
Neither
Question #11
Premise 1: I am you. Premise 2: You am I. Conclusion?
I = you. We are the same person.
This question is screwed. I can never equals you.
Yucks! Who wants to be you?!
To infinity, and beyond~!
Question #12
What is the colour of SpongeBob Squrepants?
Heh, blue of course!
His body is yellow, his shirt is white, his tie is red, his shoes are black
You are not going to trick me this time, the answer is \\\'Krabby Patty
No colour
Question #13
How long is a Pilot G1 pen?
14.259823786293864892736789cm!
0.142 m plus minus 0.001 m
14.2 cm plus minus 1 x 10^2 cm
5.55 inches
Question #14
Who wrote the following line? Tomorrow, tomorrow and tomorrow...
William Shakepeare
Edgar Allen Poe
Emily Dickinson
Moi
Question #15
Am I a genius?
Yes!
No!
Maybe!
I don't care!
Question #16
Do Re Mi Fa So La...?
Tido... ZzzzzZZzZZzz....
Ti Do Ti La So Fa Mi Re Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do Ti La So Fa Me Re Do Re...
AaaaAAAaaaaAAaAAaaaAaAaAAaa~~~!
Achoo~~!
Question #17
Do you detest this questionnaire so much?
Yes! It's killing me!
No, I knew this would come.
It challenges my mind. And I'm doing this for a friend.
Hey, if you ask this question, how do you know the correct answer is which?
Question #18
Why is this questionnaire is despicable?
It excellently displays that I am a gibbering idiot
All of the questions are futile! Go and get a life!
You think that people would actually spend their precious time doing this?
Hey, I like this questionnaire!
Question #19
What is life's greatest mystery?
Life itself
Mystery itself
Me as in me, the writer of this pathetic questionnaire.
Me, as in you. I mean, you, the one who is trying to answer this question!
Question #20
Do you realise that the most logical answer is (usually) the correct answer for all of the previous questions?
Why didn't you say so earlier!?
Of course, logic is the way to go!
Hah! Logic my bottom!
I'm going to kill you, you T&*@%!(#&%@!(*^!!!!