You know me meh? Created by pet J

This test was created on April 12th 2007, 193 people have viewed this test.

Question #1

What demoted my latest sex god?

He eats fat chinese babies

He has never heard of Harry Potter

He has bad taste

He draws colorful butterflies on his arms with magic markers

Question #2

What is my greatest passion?

Writing

Biting

Eating

Babbling

Question #3

What was my greatest dream in February?

To be the queen of England

To grow my boobs

To marry Gary Pinto

To watch Equus

Question #4

Who's my favorite hero in Heroes?

Elvis

Hiro

Nikki

Claire

Question #5

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

Because it walks sideways like a crab

It was feeling yellow

It wanted to lay its eggs on in a puddle

Question #6

Where do I see myself in ten years?

Sitting outside Pompy's house, beggin for food

As a successful brain surgeon

As a world-famous reporter

Living in Melbourne with five children and a doting husband

Question #7

Who would I have a one-night stand with?

JK Rowling

Danial Radcliff

Johnny Depp

All of the above..at the same time

Question #8

What is the single most important quality every one of my friends must have?

Patience (to put up with me)

Insanity

Sense of humor

Hot body

Question #9

There's an adorable kitten mewing at my feet. What would I do?

Scream and put my feet up

Stroke it a few times, then ignore it

Give it some 7-Up

Put it on Christy, who's mortally afraid of kittens

Question #10

Which am I most afraid of?

Elevators / Lifts

Kids

Cockroaches

Fireworks