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Question #1

My middle initial, C, means...

Corazon

Chin

Ching

Cruz

Question #2

My biological father's name is...

Juan De La Cruz

Bong David Abay

Hernando Delizo

WTF do I care?

Question #3

I am...

a human being.

a lost bird looking for a dark, moist cave.

a halfling.

a MAN-GOD!

Question #4

5d10 + 3d4 x 1d2 - 1d20

-7

Depends really...

WTF I hate math.

Question #5

When I walk, sometimes I...

create imaginary lines that cross my path and I avoid these lines.

draw out my .45 and shoot random things.

think to myself why Rick Astley would never give me up.

wish that I can shoot cannon-balls out my ass.

Question #6

AD/HD means...

Attention Dependency Hyperdramatic Disruption

Attention-Deficiency/Hyperactivity Disorder

Automated Destructive Hypercannon Device

Uhm... Huh? What was that again?

Question #7

I am a wannabe...

photographer.

writer.

artist.

all of the above.

Question #8

The deltoid's function is...

Adduction of the shoulder.

Flexor of the cubital joint.

to create a delta shaped line to maintain worldly balance.

Pass.

Question #9

The longest I have gone into

1 day. Shit, I NEED to take a bath.

3 days. If I need to, I can survive feeling sticky.

7 days. Because I was stuck in the middle of the forest.

10 days. Ligo? Di na uso yan!

Question #10

If I can bring a date ANYWHERE and do ANYTHING, I would bring her to...

a fancy dinner then screw her brains out.

watch a movie and screw her brains out.

a motel and screw her brains out.

the shooting range and blow someone\\\\\\\'s brains out.

Question #11

I can...

do a backflip.

stand on one finger.

make unlimited farts without shit coming out.

sleep the whole day.

Question #12

If I had a choice, I would smoke...

Winston Lights

Marlboro Lights

Weed

Gudang Garang Menthol

Question #13

Food fell on the floor, I...

Leave it, it\\\\\\\'s dirty.

Hastily pick it up then eat it.

Weep and wallow and stop eating.

Order another one.

Question #14

In college, my frat is...

frating walang pera.

frating gutom.

frating late.

all of the above.

Question #15

The ONLY person that swept me off my feet (so far) is...

Jessica Alba

Michelle Branch

Angelina Jolie

Maria Ozawa

Question #16

If there was a high cliff and water below where it would be safe to jump, I would...

push someone off.

do a swan dive.

jump with a little hesitation/fear.

enjoy the view.

Question #17

Walking in a deserted road, I see a tree and...

climb it.

hump it.

chop it down.

ignore it.

Question #18

My skimboard and my first frizbee's names are...

Sammy and Sabre Rider: Star Sheriff, respectively.

Gorge and Vauhgvilat, respectively.

Lechero and Don Chukaki, respectively.

Zaratul and Aldaris, respectively.

Question #19

Sinong...

pangit? Syempre ikaw.

umutot?

TATAY MO?!?!?!

uto-uto na nag answer nito? Ikaw!

Question #20

The shadow...

is proof that there is a light.

The shadow? The shadow? The shadow.

engulfs everything and anything in it\\\\\\\'s path.

knows...