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Question #1

Which keychain does NOT hang on my bag?

A fat cloth samsui woman

A beaded yellow chicken

A 'slipper' from Melacca

A Chinese 'doll' figurine

Question #2

What name did I want to be called back when I was still young and hopelessly naive?

Cherry. Did I ever tell you about my secret fetish for cherries?

Calender. I had problems distinguishing myself from paper with dates on it

Butterfly. I used to have mental issues and a over-fondness for the song.

Aurora. Don't you know about my (Walt Disney) Sleeping Beauty obsession?

Question #3

Where do I keep my secret journal?

Under my pillow. You know what they say about obvious hiding places...

Um, in my super duper secret hiding place of course! Where else?

Journal? What journal? Does such a thing exist?...

...Why would I tell you anyway? Note the 'secret'...

Question #4

Where does the word wyldfae come from?

I invented it randomly.

Raymond E. Feist's book "Faerie Tale"

Jim Butcher's book "Summer Knight"

Cecilia Dart-Thornton's book "The Bitterbynde"

Question #5

Why do I quote Shakespeare?

Because I just love him like that.

To prove that I've spent my free time studying his plays for e BEST quot

To irritate people, duh.

...Wait, this is a trick question, isn't it? (i.e. all of the above)

Question #6

If I had a squirrel soft toy, what would I name it?

None. I believe that if it wants a name it'll speak up and tell me itsel

Squee (because I'm just unoriginal like that)

Jiffy (just so that it can blend in with Gif & Rafe, its 2 giraffe bedmates

I wouldn't name it; I'll be busy bashing the person who gave it to me

Question #7

Contrary to popular belief, I am NOT a squirrel. Instead, I am:

A giraffe; it comes from long association with Gif and Rafe.

A beaver; I'm related to my bro, who\\\'s incidentally a hairy beaver.

More like the animal keeper who keeps all the random animals in check.

A bunny. Why do you think I'm so good friends with Nat?

Question #8

Tea or coffee?

Tea

Coffee

Me!

Both, actually.