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Question #1

What is the name of my first cat?

Trinity the three legged Wonder Kitty

Frankie Cat

Speck

Bugsley

Question #2

How many years did it take me to graduate college?

4, I'm an average joe

5, I like time to breathe

6, I'm pushing it

7, I dicked around a lot and experienced too much

Question #3

What month is my birthday?

June

September

August

July

Question #4

How is my current cat crippled?

She has one eye

She is missing a hind leg

She's missing her tail

She's missing her foreleg

Question #5

What food am I allergic to?

Shrimp

Oysters

Nuts

yo mama

Question #6

What's my favorite medium to work in?

Paint, I love the chaos

Clay, it's such a down to earth mess

Printmaking, it's anal and precise, but I make a mess of it

Photography, just point and shoot

Question #7

Where did I meet my first husband?

Sam's Club

AMC

NKU

Highlands

Question #8

Where will I most likely be seen?

Hustler of Hollywood- 'OMG! BUTT PLUGS!"

Jungle Jim's - 'OMG! BROWNIE COOKIES!"

Hobby Lobby- 'OMG! MATBOARDS ARE ON SALE!'

Duncan Donuts -"Glarb... groan... COFFEE GOOD!'

Question #9

If I were to fart, what would you have to call out in order to avoid making a sex noise?

A color

A fruit

A meat product

A type of alcoholic beverage

Question #10

Who was the first concert I saw? (Note, I've seen all these that are listed)

Tom Petty

David Bowie

Mindless Self Indulgence

Bare Naked Ladies

Question #11

What video game am I hopeless addicted to?

Black and White 2 - Feeds my god comlpex

Elder Scrolls Oblivion - I'm the head of the thieves and assassian's guil

Dead rising - I love to kick Zombie ass!

Rayman Raving Rabbids - I love me the cow toss

Question #12

How many tattoos do I have?

Question #13

I love a certain type of ugly clothing... it's an addiction to me, I can't help it! What type of clothing is it?

Ugly socks! they're so hideous that I cannot show them in public

Ugly shirts! My boobs need something to draw the attention to,

Ugly shoes! So ugly I walk all over them!

Ugly pants! So ugly they make you want to fart!

Question #14

What's my favorite drink?

White russian

Cosmo

Bloody Mary

Dry martini

Question #15

Why do I keep mentioning farting?

Farts are hysterical!

I really need to fart now, I'm just holding it in.

It's a gas!

Chipolte makes me fart