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Question #1

I was born at...

#15, East Grutstarg, Malmo, Sweden

Pontian, Johor

#15, Kensington High Park St, London

Kg Peringat, Muar, Johor

Question #2

My grandfather was...

The Real Sarjan Hassan

The Real Slim Shady

Raja Hassan Raja Abdullah

Hassan Sudah Jadi Gorila

Question #3

My actual omission from Universiti Malaya is because...

1st college suck big time...

I spray painted Prof Farid's cat

I got laid...

nihonggo? what the fuck is nihonggo?...

Question #4

I was in a band, what was it's name?

Dashboard Confessional

Seventh Mary

Bloody Mary (if you picked this, i'll personally kick your ass!)

Judy and Mary

Question #5

My previous act of lust particularly ending my 6 six years drought as a single was...

I kissed her neck

I kissed her mother

I actually kiss her

She eventually left me, for a peace sign skinhead.

Question #6

I can awfully play ...

Winning Eleven

7th string guitar

Chess

Myself

Question #7

My dirty little secret is...

I'm gay.

I'm very gay...

I have an IQ of 174

I'm still a virgin

Question #8

During my college years, people called me...

Atuk yang kacak dan hensem

Triple Nipples

Moby

Tokey Nasi Lemak

Question #9

The reason I hate Budu so much was...

I threw up everytime i ate them

I gave up on my medication

Budu imitating soy sauce...

They are fake!

Question #10

For me, Hang Tuah was...

a stupid mo fo

a chinese

a conventional malay warrior

i'll put him in jail, if he is still alive...

Question #11

Pang Ching Fei was my...

1st Love

Lovely Girlfriend

Everlasting Glaze of Mediocre Lust

4th crush

Question #12

Prof Illias Zaidi are better known as

The dude who kick you out from UiTM

Jedi Knight.. next to Obi Wan

Razak Baginda's lecturer

a friend of Prof Farid, and they kick you from UM

Question #13

I can ............ with my nipples.

sing Simon & Garfunkel's song

play monopoly

not do anything

crushed a drink can

Question #14

My favourite John Cusack's film is...

1408

Being John Malkovich

Say Anything

High Fidelity

Question #15

My favourite Oasis's song is...

Cast No Shadow

Songbird

Sad Song

Dyer' Wanna Be a Spaceman?

Question #16

My dad have a scar on his butt, state the actual story...

He fought a drunk Indian dude, and he got stabbed on his back...

A cat scratched his bottom, very very deeply...

Dude, you never told me that story...

He had what? A scar? wow... is your dad really handsome?

Question #17

Currently, I'm in some projects involving...

Dewan Bahasa dan Pustaka

Dewan Sri Budiman, UiTM Shah Alam

Dewan Publishing

Farid Dewan...

Question #18

My all time favourite book is...

Karma Sutra

The Da Vinci Code

The Incidents of A dog In The Night Time

Salina

Question #19

My third nipple was name after...

P Ramlee's cat

Neil Gaiman's novel

Adam Sandler's character

A famous starfish

Question #20

If I can be reborn, I want to be...

Sheikh Muzaffar

Myself, minus the artsy fartsy thingy.

Peter Parker

Kamal Masrun