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Question #1

Benjamin was born on what island?

Sullivans

Gilligan's

James

Three Mile

Question #2

Benjamin is surprised his mom didn't end up as a stripper because her first name is Candy and her maiden name is

Dish

Berry

Kane

Kueter

Question #3

Benjamin's first name is

Dwayne

Elliott

Alfred

Michael

Question #4

The house Benjamin grew up in was formerly

a Civil War fortress

a house of ill repute

condemned by the sanitation department

an all boy's home for orphans

Question #5

Benjamin's brother suffers from the following

epileptic seizures

bipolar disorder

socially crippling acne

gout

Question #6

Benjamin ran afoul of the law for hosting a nude party in which country?

Costa Rica

Czech Republic

South Korea

Turkey

Question #7

Benjamin's most infamous physical feature is

his grey blue eyes

his slender frame

his gleaming scalp

not on this list

Question #8

Benjamin has sampled all but which of the following

pot

heroin

pussy

bolivian marching powder

Question #9

Benjamin is primarily a

Republican

top

vegan

Yankee

Question #10

Benjamin rarely has trouble

focusing

returning a phone call

napping

balancing his checkbook

Question #11

Benjamin's buddy Bill was originally know as who in Benjamin's blog?

Wild Bill

Tick Bill

Urethra Franklin

Flip Bill

Question #12

Benjamin was accused of getting blowjobs on his lunch break from the boss at which workplace?

Golden Gate University

WUSC-FM

Treasure House Kindercare

Academy of Art College

Question #13

If Benjamin likes you, he may call you all but which of the following?

Cornwall

Brenda

Kittenfish

Boo

Question #14

Benjamin was bitten by a monkey in Bali because he was accompanied by

a former zookeeper

a baby boa constrictor

a menstrating woman

a marching band

Question #15

Benjamin had his first embolism from chasing bubblebutt to which foreign locale?

Moscow

Thailand

the East Bay

Berlin

Question #16

Benjamin most identifies as being

a voting Democrat

a Southerner

a whiz on the dance floor

alive

Question #17

Benjamin will drink any of the following except

Pilsner Urquell

Anchor Steam

Stella Artois

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale

Question #18

Benjamin is missing all of the gay genes except for

a tidy living space

an extensive, expensive shoe collection

being a fine wine connoisseur

gossip

Question #19

Benjamin enjoys all but the following

making costumes

noise

peeing in the sink

eating in the shower

Question #20

Frighteningly enough, Benjamin may well one day become

pregnant

a therapist

a Christian

king of the world!