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Question #1

What's My Name? Get this wrong, you pussies, and you'll suffer my displeasure

Sam / Sammy / Sammi / Sam-mee

Wei Shiarn

Wei Shearn

Polar

Question #2

What's my favourite pasta?

Spaghetti Bolognese. Tomato base with that hint of eye-squinting sour. Yeah

Fettucinne Carbonara. Fantastic cream sauce with smoked bacon. Lovelay.

Shrimp Aglio Olio. Olive oil. V. healthy.

Pasta Puttanesca. Easiest to make. Whore\\\'s pasta.

Question #3

What is my favourite colour?? :D

Black. Very slimming.

Purple. Very sexy.

Green. Environmentally green.

Yellow. Very.. erm. Sunshine!

Question #4

What is my secret ambition?

To be a 5 star cook

To be a porn star

To be a psychologist

To be a private investigator

Question #5

What (aha!) is my shoe size?

Never 7. Sometimes 8

Always 8. Probably 8.5

Sometimes 9. Maybe 9.5

Normally 10. Hopefully 11

Question #6

Who is my most-read author?

Helen Fielding

J.K. Rowling

Vince Flynn

Dan Brown

Question #7

What is my favourite past time?

Getting piss drunk, vomitting my guts out & falling dead till next morning

Reading a book on my bed with a laptop next to me.

Swimming like a hippo in a swimming pool.

Playing computer games and eating on the same table

Question #8

My most desired wishlist.

World peace *Miss Universe style hand waving*

A penis enlargement

A PS3 + Sony Bravia LCD in my room.

A new Honda Civic.

Question #9

How many scars have i got on my right leg? You'll never get this one right! Ha!

Question #10

What is my favourite game? Easy peasy

Final Fantasy

Devil May Cry

Metal Gear Solid

Defence of the Ancients

Question #11

What, in my opinion, is the worst pet ever?

Rabbits: they just breed too much, and they eat shit!

Goldfish: they're just too stupid, mouths opening and all.

Tortoise: too slow. rabbits can outrun them any time.

Dogs: noisy buggers. sometimes i just wish i can strangle them. Or feed the

Question #12

What is my favourite fruit?

An apple a day keeps the doc away

Watermelon. Filled with juice?

Durian. King of all fruits. V. malaysian.

Grapefruit. Perfect for diets

Question #13

What is my ideal holiday?

Skiing in Switzerland

Backpacking in Europe

Screaming lungs out in a Rollercoaster

Sleeping and gaming in my house

Question #14

What is my favourite drink?

Baileys, with a cherry! =)

F & N Zappel

Starbucks Rumba Frappucino

Sirap Bandung

Question #15

Which of the following best describes me?

Friendly, chatty and bubbly

Cynical, witty and nutty

Moody, sullen and bitchy

Tall, dark and handsome